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These quotes are pretty tame, (Around 5 – 10 schools have made me aware that they use my blog as a quote resource) but they will sure make you smile!
Enjoy these funny motivational quotes to make your journey more pleasurable!
Funny inspirational quotes for work and life
1.) “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
2.) “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
Funny motivational quotes about life and work
5.) “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
6.) “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
9.) “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
Funny inspirational quotes about life and career
10.) “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
Funny inspirational quotes about life that will motivate you
11.) “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
12.) “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
13.) “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard“, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” – Sydney Harris
Funny sayings about work
Funny quotes about friends and love
18.) “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
19.) “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd
20.) “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
22.) I cannot afford to waste my time making money. – Louis Agassiz
24.) If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Betty Reese
25.) The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
27.) When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration. – Robert Bresson
Funny Inspirational quotes for life
29.) People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne
30.) It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
31.) Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. – Mae West
32.) Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison
33.) You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. – Jack London
34.) You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go. – Dr. Seuss
Funny love quotes for relationships
36.) Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
37.) Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. – Tom Lehrer
38.) Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. – Isaac Asimov
39.) Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote
40.) People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar
Short Funny Quotes and sayings about work
41.) If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. – Marie Osmond
42.) I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
43.) Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
44.) You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. – Sam Levenson
45.) Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. – Franklin P. Jones
46.) “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” Woody Allen
47.) “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
48.) Dear life, when I said: “Can my day get any worse?” It was rhetorical, not a challenge.
49.) Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
50.) It amazes me how much exercise and extra fires sound alike.
51.) I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
52.) In m defense, I was left unsupervised.
53.) Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.
54.) I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my show, my sock is sliding off.
55.) It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced, “Haha, f*** you “.
56.) If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
57.) I think my guardian angle drinks.
58.) So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.
59.) I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
60.) Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping!
Laughter Is Good for Your Brain – Ellen DeGeneres
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